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beat the game 

(v) 1. When you drink so much that by the end of the night, you are stone cold sober.
2. When a man has sex for so long that the girl becomes dry before he gets a chance to come.
1. "Dude, last night I drank so much that I beat the game. The whole bottle of Tequila was gone, and yet I was making perfect sense!"

2. Person: "Dude, Lisa and I fucked for 6 hours last night... she dried up before I could get off!"
Buddy: "You beat the game!"
beat the game by DoctaJ August 19, 2007

How to beat the game 

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out
Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

beat the cock game 

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
Dude I failed on the beat the cock game
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026