E.P.S. 

noun: abbreviation for "Explosive Pants Shitting." The explosiveness of the shitting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. Often, the shit blows all over the back of the toilet as well.

I had to send one more email, but the E.P.S. was building, so I ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.

E.P.S. by Dick Treat September 13, 2010

E.P.S. 

Emergency Poop Situation.
Sudden feeling you're going to shit your pants.

I have an E.P.S.!

E.P.S. by Solid Solid February 27, 2012

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. 

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. by egyptian princess July 23, 2007

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. 

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

M.E.P.S 

Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.

" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"

M.E.P.S by Edward J. October 1, 2005

M.E.E.P.S. 

Noun - massive estrogen exhibiting psychotic symptoms.

Verb - "to MEEP out"

What's wrong with Jane? Why is she being such a bitch? Oh, she's just got a raging case of the M.E.E.P.S.

Check out that bitch over there. She's totally meeping out.

M.E.E.P.S. by LAgolightly December 5, 2009

Skittle E P's 

1 pint of vodka with 60 skittles and 1 ecstasy tablet mixed in

dude i drank way too many skittle E P's last night

Skittle E P's by Fletcher W February 20, 2009