Hot Coal 

When one deficates into a sock then slaps another across the face with it.

"Dude, you just totally hot coaled me"

"Your mother loves a hot coal"

Hot Coal by Rimjobs forever January 31, 2012

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

hot coal your brother danced on by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan 

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

hot coals by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals 

what I say to a feeble-minded fuck that has an opinion on somebody that is not their own.

Oh, is that what they said about me? Well tell them that they can Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals, mother fuckers. Bitch. You won't.

Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals by Daskoon August 13, 2025