Raplesberger

A fat, surly, hillbilly quarterback that consumes too many alcoholic beverages and harasses women in bars. Usually too unattractive to actually arouse women, this individual ends up committing a lecherous act.

Raplesberger threw for three touchdowns today with 250 passing yards, and then harassed three women. Add those to his stat sheet and his rap sheet.

Raplesberger by Giantsgrl114 January 8, 2012

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Rapelisberger

1. (n) Ben Roethlisberger.
2. (n) A rape committed by a professional athlete.

1. Looks like Rapelisberger's at it again.
2. Jerramy Stevens just served up another rapelisberger.

Rapelisberger by fluffysellscars March 9, 2010

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rapsberger's syndrome

A dude who drones on and on about nothing but rap music and rap records, not only to the exclusion of all other music but also to the exclusion of all other topics, and in a way that seems to place him on the low end of the autism spectrum.

dude: So I picked up that blahblahblah remix on yaddayaddayadda records the other day.
Me: Oh yeah? (aside): wish i didn't have to be so polite...but I know he's got rapsberger's syndrome

dude: I just saw that my "MC MyDJIsAWhiteGuy feat. AnotherWhiteDJ" white label is listing for 18 bucks online. Not that I'd ever sell it.
Me: Wow. Sell you this one for $5.
dude: Thanks I've been looking for a quintuplicate. And just let me know if you have any questions about my unmixed mix CD I foisted upon you last week.

rapsberger's syndrome by Jarod Hamilton November 25, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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