Indicktion 

When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.

I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.

Indicktion by Frank Palace January 6, 2012

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

ear infucktion by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

proof by indication 

Falsely drawing a conclusion based on someone's speculation or conjecture.

Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.

proof by indication by HistoryChannel July 16, 2013

infucktion 

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...

Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.

infucktion by Seth November 29, 2004

forced induction 

A replacement for displacement.

Wow that 2L with forced induction is giving out 500rwhp!

forced induction by Merko August 4, 2007