The Mark Noble (sex position)- two foot tackling an unsuspecting bird, mounting her as she's down and then bottling her just as you're about to cum, all while singing Chas & Dave's "Rabbit"
My sister got mark nobled last night lmao
by Riceforeire October 8, 2019
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Someone who thinks he is a moose and can do the peck dance. He sometimes is perceived as a bit chubby, but in fact is not chubby at all. He likes to wear little girl coats and can be a little weird at times.
That is totally a Mark Noble style.
by TrishaaaMurrayyyy January 4, 2012
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A sexy young rugby player famous in the Glasgow area of Scotland with no visible neck.

Gets pussy on the daily with his potent rugby skills.
Has biceps the size of watermelons and can do 500 one-ups in a minute.
DAMN homie, that nigga strong like that Mark Noble brotha
by mynameisjeff42069 March 22, 2018
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