Awktopus

a very awkward moment

Oh wow, That was a Awktopus....

Awktopus by 123456RAD January 6, 2012

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

Awktopus by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007

awktipus 

awktipus- someone who is always awkard to the point where he/she is known as an awktipus for their status of awkwardness.

ex. Mary:Did you see what Kasey did today?
Tom:Yes, he's so weird.
Mary:*sigh* Such an awktipus.

awktipus by Miss. Amazingpants January 22, 2011