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Jack Roller: in nineteenth and early Twentieth Century America a Jack Roller was a guy who hung around the skid row sections of big cities and robbed those unwise enough to get visibly drunk by beating them up and stealing their valuables. He "rolled drunks," and was called a Jack Roller. A Jack Roller's crime is also called, "Strong-arm robbery." Jack Roller is an old term still used on San Francisco's and Seattle's waterfront.
"He's a low-life," the bouncer said to the bartender in a waterfront saloon. "He's a jack roller. He beat up an old guy pretty bad last week, just to steal a couple of dollars from him."
jack roller by Jay Magoo January 2, 2012
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jack roller 

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
jack roller by wshad3 November 13, 2022

jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.
I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.
jack rolled by whippleshield July 17, 2020

jackroller 

A person who robs drunk people (out on the streets where the drunk bar people walk around at night).
"Man I can hardly walk straight lets take this alley as a shortcut to the next bar." "Dude, what the fuck man, that bum just jacked my slice of pizza" "Oh shit he just knifed me and then took my wallet!"

- "That pig fucking jackroller !!"

Hey! That jack roller just gutted my car and stabbed me with a broken beer bottle!
jackroller by David DDDD November 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026