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google machine 

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.
example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.
google machine by spanky1234 January 24, 2009
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Google machine 

Common parlance for a computer, typically with access to the Internet
How did you find that out, did you check that out on your google machine?

Sam got home and looked up his friend TIM on his google machine
Google machine by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012

To the Google Machine 

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.
Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!

googlemachie 

Unlike a Text Listing or PPP, a person who spends most of their time online using a search engine offered in the Google Services Online, 24/7/365 is known as a google machine, aka googlemachie
I thought He heard everything I said to him at work this AM, about being a 'country bumpkin' but as well beyond all my hopes and dreams, no, he was already searching out the terms I tried to explain to him like some kind of "googlemachie"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026