shredophile

(n) someone who is addicted to snowboarding or skiing. Not to be confused with a snowmosexual.

(Person 1) -- dude, its the third day of the season and Nate already has 30 hours on the mountain

(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile

(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!

by GonzoTorpedo December 28, 2011