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(noun) a lazy, inactive roommate who never leaves the couch. his lack of mobility is legendary, leading visitors to believe that the lower half of his or her body is actually made of sofa.
you know, like your college best friend's slacker roommate that never left the "good" end of the couch.
Whoa, was that guy on the bike your roommate?
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't even know the Roommaid had legs.
Whoa, was that guy on the bike your roommate?
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't even know the Roommaid had legs.
roommaid by Purl Scout December 27, 2011
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roomraiders
The gayest show ever. It is monotonous and boring. The same things happen in every show; three chicks/guys' rooms are raided by this other guy/chick. The raider picks one of the rooms to go out on a date with the owner of the above mentioned room.
Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.
Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.
"Oh my god! How often do you clean your room?"
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."
"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."
"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...
roomraiders by polyorchis November 19, 2006
RoomRaider
when someone asks something stupid they are referred to as a roomraider.(someone with no common sense).
man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.
man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.
RoomRaider by VIRUZ5K1 March 4, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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