Athston

The almighty leader of the long lost warriors known as Athenian's. His might has become known as the #1 Retribution Palladin on Skullcrusher. Also little known rumor that he came up with the "Athenian" democracy.

All hail Athston, leader of the Horde!

Athston by Athston December 30, 2011

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Ashston

A flaming agnostic homosexual with a bad Scottish accent who's having an identity crisis. Thinks he's half Scottish, half Californian and is looking for a date to the marine ball. Loves Air Jordans more than actual air and can be seen wearing a fake leather jacket he found in the women's section at forever 21. Think that PS I love you took place in Scotland and looks like a high version of a leprechaun.

Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!

Ashston by lmap7492021 October 1, 2018

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ahston

A fagotron of all the names in the world, along with the worlds smallest penises of all time. Nothing is moresmelly than him

I never want that man ahston

ahston by Kevinsmellmyfart March 30, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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