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Linkstipated 

When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."
Linkstipated by Joisey Mike February 6, 2009
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LinkTijger 

LinkTijger Is a Dutch YouTuber, Who 𝖲𝖠𝖵𝖤𝖣 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝖽𝗈𝗅 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇.𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾, 𝗐𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖫𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝖺𝖽 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒. 𝖶𝖤 𝖭𝖤𝖤𝖣 𝖸𝖮𝖴 𝖨𝖭 𝖮𝖴𝖱 𝖫𝖨𝖵𝖤𝖲🥺
LinkTijger
LinkTijger by LinkTijgerFan January 17, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026