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December Challenge 

The December Challenge, also known as "Must Fap December" precedes the November Challenge as a "reward" as some call it..
This is one of most prestigious challenges one can do.
December 1st: Fap 1 time in a day
December 2nd: Fap 2 times in a day
December 3rd: fap 3 times in a day
continue the pattern...
December 23rd: fap 23 times in a day
December 24th: fap 24 times in a day
December 25th: fap 25 times in a day(one must ejaculate once every 57.5 minutes for 24 hours to do the 25th day)

Completing this challenge gives you the ability to prove your manliness. To date, no one has completed this challenge.
Random Dude 1: "Hey man, you doing the December Challenge?"
Random Dude 2: "Nah, i tried it alst you, i couldn't prove my manliness :("

or

Random Dude 1: "Hey dude, I'm gonna try out the December Challenge"
Random Dude 2: "Be careful man, it starts to hurt like a mofo after a while"
December Challenge by scevn November 25, 2011
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The December Challenge

The December Challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of December, besides Christmas.

You have to masturbate on Christmas.
Johnny: Hi mom.

Mom: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Did you know that it's gonna be a white Christmas this year?

Mom: How do you know that Johnny?

Johnny: I'm partaking in the December Challenge.

Mom: Oh.
The December Challenge by K_Money December 21, 2013

2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026