Sam: hey Alberte, I know you deleted me from fb, but I really want to be your friend
Alberte: don't be such a toelicker!
Alberte: leave me alone, freak!!
The word Totlipop is a combination between a lolipop and a totem pole, this means that worshipping it lets you worship the Gods of deliciousness. Lick it and you will envoke the wrath of 7 different gods! :)
Lets go pray at the Totlipop.
Dude that guy just ate the Totlipop lets kill him before the gods kill us!