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self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulate 

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
Flatulate by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Flatulatte 

I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!
Flatulatte by Noladrian November 20, 2006

flatulate 

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass
flatulate by maxzilla June 21, 2003

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".
Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

flatulate (verb) 

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
flatulate (verb) by weave March 19, 2003