Dick Gazing

Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."

"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."

Dick Gazing by Artstaw April 4, 2010

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dick gazing

Describing when a person is intensely searching for sexual hijinks with someone of the male persuasion; on the prowl

"It's not like i'm dick gazing or anything... i just wanna have fun!"

dick gazing by halee April 20, 2004

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Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

Dick to dick glazing by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023

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dick to dick glazing

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone

Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

dick to dick glazing by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023

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Dickgating

When a person cockblocks another person specifically by gatekeeping the other persons dick.

Amelia wanted to fuck John last night but his ex Kayla was totally dickgating.

Dickgating by usecodedrlupo October 16, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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