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Snacking off 

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?
Snacking off by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

snacking off 

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.
The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.
snacking off by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014

slacking off 

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.
slacking off by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Smacking Off

The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.
Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately

Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
Smacking Off by brewtis May 30, 2017

shacking off 

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.
shacking off by slyvester August 10, 2006

slacking-off 

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."
slacking-off by StonyBear November 10, 2011