Charlie Gordon

The main character of the short story "Flowers For Algernon" by Daniel Keyes. He is mentally disabled and works at a plastic box company. Because of his mental problems, he occasionally messes up and loses or breaks things, and/or says or does something foolish and socially awkward. His co-workers dubbed such thing a "Charlie Gordon"

(n). To lose, break, or mess up something.

To say or do something socially awkward or stupid.

Ernie: *drops fragile package*

Foreman: For God's sake Ernie why are you pulling a Charlie Gordon?!

Ernie: Sorry Boss *Hangs Head*

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Ellen: *trips while dancing with someone*

Joe: Good job pulling a Charlie Gordon there, Ellen!

Frank: Hahahahahahaha!!

Charlie Gordon by The DrakeHawk January 13, 2013

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Charlie Gordon

A "Charlie Gordon" is one of those packs of plastic silverware you get with the napkin, fork, knife, spoon, salt and pepper pack.

The reason behind this is that it must take the mind of Charlie Gordon to assemble these things.

Imagine a bunch of ARC-tards sitting around putting these together then you will get the picture!

I went to the chinese takeout and they forgot my Charlie Gordon. I got to use my fingers now!!!!

Charlie Gordon by Funn stuff November 11, 2011

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Charlie Gordon

An unhealthy dumpling who is incapable of shooting his/her gun in Fortnite and has yet to get a kill, although (s)he plays A LOT. (S)he also has a stronger, smarter, and better-looking older brother who is the President of the Make-A-Wish Club. Lastly, (s)he quit lacrosse to play tennis because (s)he didn’t like Richard Lungen’s son. Then, by some Trump-Russia manipulation, (s)he was voted Captain because he paid the real, actually good tennis players off.

Every human being with eyes, “Charlie Gordon doesn’t shoot his gun in Fortnite!”

Charlie Gordon by NoahPaes May 25, 2018

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pulling a Charlie gordon

a reference from a fictional story called "flowers for Algernon"

this is not an inside joke

oh dude he is pulling a Charlie Gordon

pulling a Charlie gordon by abbreviation guy March 17, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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