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get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

Fucking the Couch 

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch
"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"
Fucking the Couch by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

Fucking up my couch 

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
Fucking up my couch by Babs49 January 29, 2009

couch fuckin 

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026