A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
by Goondued November 4, 2011
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 5, 2011