obesities 

a person of larger persuasion having the diabetes

After the double cheeseburger and diet coke, I felt my obesities acting up.

obesities by chopperdodger November 2, 2011

obesies

Slang used to describe two or more obese people. Also sometimes used to describe one obese individual, in which case the word becomes "obesie".

"We have to stop going to the buffet, man. That herd of obesies almost trampled me..it's almost as if they took the All You Can Eat sign as a personal challenge!"

obesies by SuperC December 24, 2008

obesetes 

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.

Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"

obesetes by IvyAshley March 14, 2010

obesitis 

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.

I’m not fat, I have Obesitis

obesitis by Callidoodle October 6, 2019

Obestities 

When a breast is obese.

Damn that girl got some obestities

Obestities by @adamtherealone May 22, 2015

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

Obsesties by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

Obesifries

French fries that are 100% fattening and cause obesity

"have you tried the obesifries yet? They're so fattening"

Obesifries by Jon180018 May 7, 2019