link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.

The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)

link rape by turbandic October 25, 2011

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linkrape

Tricking someone into clicking on a link against their well.

You want your friend to see twogirlsandacup.com, but you know they won't click on the explicit link. So you disguise the link via a link shortener like TinyURL or Bit.ly and send that link to them instead. If they click on the shortened link, you are a linkrapist and they have been linkraped.

linkrape by zeldanuclear April 25, 2011

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Linkrape • Link • link up • link me • Link Whore • Link card • Link Strummer • link war • link and build • link bait

Linkrape

The process of posting an incessant number of links to someone's profile on a social networking tool.

Jennifer: "You've posted like, 5 sites on my wall today"

Ryan: "Yeah sorry, I totally linkraped you"

Linkrape by ryanandhobbes July 25, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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