Streecher 

Slang term for an Aussie. Comes from the word Ostrich, which sounds like Aussie. Is used when a bogan is around but you don't want them to know what you really think about them. Sometimes shortened to streech

Bob: Farrrrkkk Ben is such a Streecher
Jason: He is the biggest bogan I know

Streecher by Dr.Noobicles October 23, 2011

streetnerd 

A person who engages in acts of the street and the nerd culture. A crossover of a "Street" and a "Nerd".
A streetnerd may engage in stupid and deviant acts but is a highly intellectual being who likes being alone.

-Hey, man, I just stole that mini wolverine figurine from the mall.

-Yo, you're such a streetnerd.

-Man, what are we doing tonight?
-Maybe a star wars marathon after blazing it in the park with our streetnerd bros.

-Are you coming to that abandoned fair? We found the perfect graffiti spot.
-Nah, I think I'm staying home and watching documentaries. I'm more on the nerd side of my streetnerdness today.

streetnerd by ITHUIGAN September 4, 2014

hose stretcher 

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

Stretched 

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.

Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!

Stretched by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

Stretchercise 

Stretching exercises than may end you up in a stretcher

"Our yoga master keeps telling us to stretch. I'm scared this will end up becoming another form of stretchercise"

Stretchercise by chitsb January 9, 2009

Board Stretcher

This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.

Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."

Hector: "What's it look like?"

Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."

Board Stretcher by auriuman April 4, 2011

smeecher

Usually a teenager who plays video games, but has body odor consistently.

“Dude this kid Smeecher is trying so hard”

smeecher by Rogersmith1000 April 14, 2020