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1) (noun) A male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. Any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). Avoid a Mattox at all costs.

2) (noun) A sexual position involving three men and a goat. The number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.
"I don't have the bail money to be friends with another Mattox. The last bankrupt me and I don't even know what became of mah goat."
Mattox by WheredMyGoatGo? October 22, 2011
One of the best persons you'll ever meet. Mattox has the most beautiful eyes, and the cutest/funniest laugh. He will stop at nothing to get what he wants, even if that includes getting hurt. He's a great friend, don't ever dare and lose him as a friend. Mattox is funny, he makes everyone laugh with his humor and the dumb stuff he does. He's smart, even though he might deny it . He might make you mad at times but he will for sure make it up to you with the stupid and funny things he says. Mattox is a great boyfriend and if any girl ever gets to have him as a boyfriend, you know he'll be loyal, kind, sweet, passionate, all in one, which rarely happens. SO TO CONCLUDE THIS, IF YOU HAVE A MATTOX IN YOUR LIFE DON'T FUCKING DARE LOSE HIM BITCH, PERIOD.
"Mattox is my boyfriend"
"You better not cheat on him bitch!"
Mattox by Coco101 December 8, 2018
destroys pussy amazing in bad has a jumbo cock Honestly every girl wants to date hime
Man mattox has a huge dick and now we're dating big dick
Mattox by Destroyed taryn426537 January 28, 2017
When you rub your scrotum on another mans nose, while whispering sexual references in his ear
Jefe got mad at Gaylord, and knocked him out cold. Then, he performed a Mattox on him.
Mattox by Legit_Shotz76 April 20, 2015
Mattox is one of the best persons you'll ever meet. He has the most beautiful eyes, and the cutest laugh. They work hard and stop at nothing to get what they want, even if it hurts them. They're funny and have the best humor. If Mattox ever makes you mad you know he'll make it up to you with the stupid stuff he says and does. He's the best boyfriend anyone can ever ask for, he's loyal, sweet, kind, passionate, and will never ever cheat on you. He is one of the hottest boys you'll ever meet in your life time, he's cute and he knows it. Mattox is smart even though he may deny it. And even though they are annoying and stupid, never ever let go of him if you ever have him as a friend because you'll forever regret that.
"Mattox is my boyfriend "
"Don't you DARE cheat on him BITCH!"
Mattox by Coco101 December 8, 2018
Mattox is some loud kid that will kick your ass and steal the cookies just to give them to his crush.
That Mattox kid is such an fucker
Mattox by Coco_Bird December 12, 2019