The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.
Also known as a shit lockdown.
Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Also known as a shit lockdown.
Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!
Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?
Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!
Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?
Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!
by Sydanda Nargel October 13, 2011
The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009