A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.
Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?
Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.
Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.
Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011