doucheclaat 

doucheclaat

douche - a word to describe an individual who has shown them self to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

claat - means cloth, originates from times when clothes were used by women in terms of menstruation.
Nowadays a cuss word.

So Doucheclaat meaning the brainless menstruation cloth

1)U stepped on ma creps, ya doucheclaat.(spits in dere face)
2)Oi Ziggy, set meh a Doucheclaat, (shits on his hand)
3)Ure ride looks like a fukin Doucheclaat, (sucks his teeth)

doucheclaat by RustaTali October 7, 2011

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchecraftcarrier 

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

Douchecrate 

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

Douchecrate by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

Douchecastle 

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

Douchecastle by dnahvi January 29, 2009

douchecaster 

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

douchecaster by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

douchecraft 

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

douchecraft by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004