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A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.
For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate
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A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.
Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.
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A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.
For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate
by Chieko Feat. Systom May 03, 2008
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