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lipsmacker 

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.
Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.
lipsmacker by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006
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Lipsmacker 

when a girl jumps into the water and lands legs-spread wide, smacking her crotch on the water. also known as "the doucher".
did you see tabatha jump? she totally did a lipsmacker! that must've hurt.
Lipsmacker by katsickle July 23, 2009

lipsmacker 

when a guy smacks the girls pussy lips while eating her out..
women, im gonna lipsmack your pussy
lipsmacker by berry January 18, 2004

Lipsmacker 

This is a girl who has no substance similar to the popular lip balm brand. These women adapt to the person they are with but have no personality of their own. They're generally very gigglyu and flirty, but cannot respond to questions about their own lives or opinions without getting frazzled.
Do you see the way Stacy's Fawning over that guy? She's such a lipsmacker!
Lipsmacker by RockStarZephyr December 1, 2004

lipsmacker 

when a hairy guy smacks a girls lips together before they hardcore and then a hairpie monster enters the room.
Barry and Hairy lipsmacked many chicks and then got eaten by the hairpie monster
lipsmacker by hairpie January 17, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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