Scala

Fucked up and nonsense language used primarily by JVM plumbers to secure their jobs.

Simon: Yo, can you help me with this Scala crap!

David: Ask Gynn, he is the freak who wrote it.
Simon: Fuck me!

by WetCrap April 18, 2017

Scala

1) Teatro alla Scala, a famous opera house in Milan

2) An object-oriented programming language developed in Switzerland and targetted primarily at the Java Virtual Machine. It's a bit like Java, except with all the syntactical cruft removed, closures and first-class functions added, and an awesome collections library. This comes together to let you write code in about a quarter of the lines as for Java.

You can use it simply as a "better Java" (since Java classes are imported just as easily), as a fully fledged functional programming language, or something in between.

1) Andiamo a vedere un'opera lirica alla Scala!

2) Scala:

def reverseAdd(N: Int) = N.toString.reverse.toInt + N

Java:

public int reverseAdd(int N) {

String s = "" + N;

String v = "";

for (int i = s.length() - 1; i >= 0; i--) {

v += s.charAt(i);

}

return N + Integer.parseInt(v);
}

by Rosetta Rock September 26, 2011

Scala

Unit of measurement for temperature. Usually associated with awsmes.

Damn it's hot in here, it's like 100Scalas!

by Thanatos the tortuga salesman April 15, 2009

scala

a girl that likes black and red

sandra loves scala so much she wears it everyday.

by Jessren March 4, 2005

Scala Swag

A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag

You are acting like scala swag

by bigbirdbaby January 17, 2012

Scala Gas

To put your ass in someones face and fart

Wow, Dan just gave Ronnie one lethal dosage of Scala Gas.

by Corey J December 9, 2008

Scala Gas Pump

To put your ass in someones face and fart.

I just gave Plasker a good Scala Gas Pump

by Corey J December 10, 2008