An unexpected change in events.
by poonuts September 24, 2011
1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?
2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!
3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!
2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!
3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
by TurnM3Up January 1, 2021
"Yeah, so we were watching the Grand Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was exhilarating!"
by Yams June 7, 2009
A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."
by Franklin Marshall July 19, 2010
A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
by endusone April 11, 2011
Term referring to a person who holds up an entire line of traffic while waiting to turn left at an intersection
I bet I'm gonna have to wait here at this light for another 5 minutes! Left turn Larry is up there making everone late for work!
by Dave IROC-Z January 17, 2009