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Dirtysmart 

DIRTYSMART (DUR-TEE/SMAHRT)

-noun
1. a streetwear brand, clubbers cannot live without in their wardrobe.
-adjective
2. having or displaying fiendish, nocturnal characteristics
WE ARE DIRTYSMART // WE ARE STREETWEAR // WE ARE FIENDS FROM THE CLUB SCENE // WE LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND // WE MAKE MOVES, NOT EXCUSES // WE GO TO CLUBS WITH NO GRAVITY // WE LOVE DARK DESTROYERS // WE EAT KICK DRUMS WITH A SIDE OF BASS // WE WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT // WE DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY // WE LIKE WINDMILL WIZARDS // WE GO TO NEVER-NEVER LAND // WE DO THE DADA // WE ARE COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAILS // WE BRUSH OUR TEETH TO MUSTARD PIMP // WE FIGHT THE POWER // WE TAKE HER TO THE BACK BY THE HAIR // WE CREATE TO DEMONSTRATE & DOMINATE // WE FLY WITH NO WINGS // WE REACH AND BREACH CREDIT LIMITS // WE LIKE SHARK SPRAY // WE SAY “BLAU”, “BRRRAT" & “BRAP” // WE FLOSS // WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE WOLF PACK // WE ARE THE EYE OF YOUR STORM // WE LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING // WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 AUSTRIAN MATES // WE EAT BANANAS WITH CHAMPAGNE // WE CUT THROUGH HOT KNIVES WITH BUTTER // WE DO AT LEAST ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES US // WE FOLLOW DREAMS //
WE REJECT THE MAINSTREAM //
WE ARE DIRTYSMART...
Dirtysmart by Dirtysmart South Africa September 21, 2011
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dirtymartin 

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car
DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.
dirtymartin by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020
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dirtymarsha 

When you get what you ask for and can't handle it.
I wanted a dirtymarsha from my lady, and she fuckin broke me!

DirtyMarsella 

a pronoun
A Narsacisstic woman who will stop at nothing for her own Happiness.
This "Happiness"is unfortunately not ever more than temporary. This leads to self destruction of one's self and all loved ones including but not limited to friends, husband, and even own children. Everything will be eliminated and forgotten with ease by her. Always resulting in an affair. The new man will most likely be of weak mind and large heart.. he will not understand the pain that is to come or the pain he was a part .also see Coward
She cheated on him for a year all while telling him she still loved him what aDirtyMarsella.

Dirtymarcus 

The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen
No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026