Italian Breakfast
The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.
Italian Breakfast by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
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Italian Breakfast Wakeup
A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.
I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.
Italian Breakfast Wakeup by ChevayChase April 12, 2015
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The Italian breakfast
This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.
*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.
The Italian breakfast by thepicklegod June 5, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable