Liking own Status - Guaranteed Orkutiya!
Writes their status "lyk dis" or talks like a 8th grade female with bad grammar - Guaranteed Orkutiya!
Has a long status about how they love their friends with lots of
heart emoticons (e.g. "omg! <3 <3 <3 luv u ___!!!!!!!!!! u are the best!!! ...........")
Creates new album to upload pictures of new haircut
Keeps sending FarmVille requests
Has 500 friends, will know only 20 in
person.
When the boyfriend breaks up, updates relationship status to "Divorced"
Becomes a
fan of "Breathing", and thinks its cool/
funny
Thinks about sleeping, says goodnight on
Facebook
Asks everyone five times to help them with their farm
Takes pictures of themselves in the school bathroom, applies effects to the pictures.
Suggests "like this group to get a free
iPad" to all friends
Goes and sends invites to all of someone else's friends
Talks about life, peers and how sad they are with statuses
Sees a
tree, updates status
Blocks someone because they "omg! i
hate u", unblocks because they need drama again
Has "I am what i am" in their bio/about me
Talk on
Facebook about how complex life is
Sends friend requests to all females with who have display pictures
Has celebrity display picture, or a comic character display picture
Shares mildly
funny videos with the caption "hahahahah so funy"
Shares hoaxes and scams via links (unknowingly)
Answers to extremely stupid polls on Questions (e.g.: What does your name start with: ")
