pretzelfish 

A woman which twists like a well known german bakery ware during sexual intercourse.

A: "Dude, she can cross her legs behind her head!"
B: "Yup, clear case of pretzelfish."

pretzelfish by Hans Hanseatic Hansen August 15, 2011

pretzelshnytzel

little pretzels that only make you hungrier. goddam whoever made them.

i hate those mother fucking pretzelshnytzels!!

pretzelshnytzel by BOBBO May 13, 2005

pretzelfied 

Bent over like a circus artest, a habit forming if exicuted properly.

Beavis is parilized in a pretzelfied position ,do to Mike's anal abuse.

pretzelfied by DEFICATER October 10, 2003

Pretzel fish 

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

Pretzel fish by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009