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fakerage 

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.
Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(
fakerage by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011
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faverage 

someone who is so average that they don't even try to change it
That dude i made out with wasn't even good, he was faverage.
faverage by Erné Cartié February 21, 2009
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fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.
You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office
fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

Fakerangements

To make a bogus arrangement; to make fake plans; to make illegitimate plans
I make fakerangements for family so I can take time off of work
Fakerangements by Totellalie October 14, 2013

fakerate 

A person trying to be cool by posing and/or lying.
“I’m a skater, you’re a fakerate, RICHEEE!” -Brendan G.
fakerate by ILikeChickenPatties December 1, 2017

fakergenc 

fakergenc is an artist
fakergenc by shreklover6931 December 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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