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nextgenupdate 

A forum for virgins with no lives who are constantly copying other websites material and posting it as their own in order to increase their forum rep, or as they called it e-penis.
Member 1: I haz found exploit.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.
nextgenupdate by Outsider5D August 1, 2011
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NextGenUpdate 

A website filled with homophobic wannabe trolls. They call themselves "hackers" and "programmers", although that only pertains to maybe 3% of the community. The rest are just script-kiddies who do not give credit where credit is due.

5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".

The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.

All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.

The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.

Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
75% of NextGenUpdate = <Member 1> D00d, y did u -rep m3, br0?

<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.

<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)

<Member 2> Whatevs. :)

Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
NextGenUpdate by eXo Outsider March 15, 2011

NextGenUpdate 

A bunch of faggots, lead by a bigger faggot.
nextgenupdate
We steal shit dont we?
we suck cock dont we?

"yep"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026