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ragging on me 

(v.) To be on the offended side of an off handed comment. The phrase originally stemming from a male in a couple being put down by his significant other while she is "on the rag"
I had to leave the house, its that time of the month and the bitch was "ragging on me"
ragging on me by wilmur November 9, 2013

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.
"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

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Raging Rock On

One who gets a Hard on from listening to Rock Music.
I got such a raging rock on from all this Rock n' Roll.
Raging Rock On by Ralek8! November 26, 2010

Raging coke Hard-on

the condition of being strung out and horny as FUCK after a coke bender that spunk MUST be expelled by Any means necessary
" I had such raging coke hard-on this mornin, I had to rub that shit out twice before i could pass out "
Raging coke Hard-on by FULLSKID October 18, 2007

The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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