harleydavidsplat
(noun) the leftovers resulting from not wearing your helmet while riding a large, over glorified, over priced, gas guzzling, pompous, American motorcycle thus allowing others to see that which you did not use and therefore lost for good.
Todd (rolling by slowly gawking as any good American should): Whoa baby! Nice harleydavidsplat!
Leah (not looking):Todd you are really sick!
Todd:Sorry baby. Let's go eat.
Danielle: How could you be hungry after that?
Todd: I dunno. I just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
Leah:Todd! You're gonna rot in hell!
Todd:Maybe, but I won't be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.
Leah (not looking):Todd you are really sick!
Todd:Sorry baby. Let's go eat.
Danielle: How could you be hungry after that?
Todd: I dunno. I just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
Leah:Todd! You're gonna rot in hell!
Todd:Maybe, but I won't be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.
harleydavidsplat by slewisg July 24, 2011
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