Cowher'd
When you have sex with a girl you just met 5 times in 3 hours then call up another girl to come pick you up and never talk to her again.
Cowher'd by truthseeker2002 July 22, 2011
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A term usually used to describe an orgy that includes one man (as the bull) and at least four more women (the cows). This makes up a cowherd but can only contain one man.
Derek: I had a great cowherd last night
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off
cowherd by theoriginalladontour July 14, 2010
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Colin Cowherd
Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.
Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
Colin Cowherd by C. Griffin November 9, 2007
colin cowherd
The guy who thinks he's hot shit on ESPN radio but really is just a piece of shit. He ordered the code red on TBL and thats pretty gay, except that TBL sucks cock. So fuck both of them.
colin cowherd by povo December 24, 2008
Colin Cowherd
the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.
All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.
Colin Cowherd by Matt0912 April 1, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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