A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.
winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.
by Justin M. Ross February 13, 2009

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.
by Skroddle July 07, 2008

by Jeni February 18, 2005

verb.
to gag and barf at the same time.
Other Contexts:
Garfed, Garfing
(See also. shart for a similar experience.)
to gag and barf at the same time.
Other Contexts:
Garfed, Garfing
(See also. shart for a similar experience.)
by ValleyBreezer November 02, 2006

by Captain DUCK October 07, 2011
