A high school social studies teacher that clearly resembles a large alpha penguin. Being deemed a Reinbold requires, but is not limited to, having stubby tubes for fingers, secretly being a fascist, claiming to have had an extensive and successful soccer and football career while claiming he could have gotten into a division 3 school for his "athletics." This infamous figure is known to be caught saying "hey guys, look up here" every 9 minutes and pausing after every scene during movies to explain. A Reinbold is generally a negative term and should only be brought out if a fellow peer is acting like a tool.
(Class watching Pearl Harbor)
Man in movie: "The Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor!"
Reinbold: *pauses movie* "As you can see, the Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor."
Man in movie: "The Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor!"
Reinbold: *pauses movie* "As you can see, the Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor."
by motherland! July 21, 2011
Someone who claims to be married, and falsifies documents such as marriage licenses, photographs and such to create an image of a more popular social life.
by jsadf557 April 29, 2011