dumpnap

duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.

man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"

dumpnap by Ra! July 21, 2011

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dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

dumpapottamus by Sir Belvedere LaFontaine June 30, 2011

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dumpapottamus • dump nap • Dumpnado

dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

dump nap by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

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dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

dumpapottamus by Sir Belvedere LaFontiane December 2, 2011

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Dumpnado

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.

I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.

Dumpnado by Lofi26 September 11, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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