Smurtle

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.
by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011
mugGet the Smurtlemug.

Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.
What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?
by booganatoraa March 15, 2016
mugGet the Smurtlemug.