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Bettioling 

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.
Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.

Max: Did you two do some bettioling?

Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.
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Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018
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buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue. balallala
Man, I gave Sherrie buttilingus last week, and I still taste shit!
buttilingus by Lucoid March 7, 2008

buttholing 

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
buttholing by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

Buttholingus 

Eating ass
I'm looking for a girl who can give me some buttholingus.
Buttholingus by Barbranicle April 15, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026