dwtw 

Initialism of Do What Thou Wilt, meaning do whatever you want to do whether that's good or bad. It's a quote from the satanic verses that has become somewhat mainstream.

You shouldn't trash a hotel room while you're on tour, but I'm not going to stop you so dwtw

dwtw by Jackabrack July 20, 2011

tl;dwtwi 

Too long, didn't want to write it

I know my Reddit joke was shorter than the classic version but it was tl;dwtwi

tl;dwtwi by Rodd McTodd June 13, 2016

dwtwh 

Phrase Don't Worry This Won't Hurt.

My Proctologist thinks he's funny when he says DWTWH!

dwtwh by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016