Offspring.

A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.
"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.
by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011
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