Knoll

Someone who gets “no wool” (pussy) Originating in the 70’s, when a large majority of women had a bush, pussy was referred to as wool, therefore someone who gets “no wool” was shortened to “knoll”

What’s up knoll

by Sharkhawk February 4, 2019

Knoll

It's just a small hill like a mound, and nothing else. If someone wants to name a really small hill that they don't want to call a hill, just call it, a knoll.

Person 1: Hey, I saw a nice little knoll you can easily walk up and down on, you should go there I don't think you could do that with a hill.
Person 2: I'm not fat.
Person 1: Yes you are.

by Lagless The UT Fan January 13, 2018

Knoll

Fun, sweet, sensitive and caring but at times can be very stubborn. Extremely handsome. Can bring a smile onto anyone's face. His laugh is infectious. You can't help but to love him.

Knoll is the sweetest boy in the world.

by daisy77 February 5, 2010

Knoll

An individual who seeks to discredit another only to ended up looking like a complete loser.

That stupid knoll will get their just deserts for trying to fuck my friend with retarded insults.

by Garbage Cannon January 11, 2009

Knoll

A fat, hairy, white dude who somehow gets a lot of hot girls, primarily by stealing them from other guys. Has a very small penis, in many cases a chode.

"Dude, Knoll stole your girl again?"
"Fuck that Knoll, he keeps flirting with my woman!"

by Kid HAM August 17, 2012

knolling

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

by tedted July 6, 2011

The Knoll

Defined by others as a 'Counterculture', this area of Morro Bay High School is tucked between the 500 and 400 hallways. Across from The Knoll is the P.E. area, and some noobs. It is a place where unwanted freshman with no friends are not allowed, along with screaming, whiny people like those that reside in the Knoll's enemy, Sparta. To sit at the Knoll, you can not just hobble on in. You must be invited by current or retired members. Retired members are those that have graduated. Knollians or Knollites are what members are called. The Knoll is home to many odd creatures. See Nancypants.

People of the Knoll:

- Play Dungeons and Dragons
- Play or Hate World of Warcraft
- Play Magic
- Play or ignore the Game
- Speak fluent 1337
- Program and/or build computers
- Pwn.

Freshman: Dude, I want to sit at the Knoll!
Fellow Freshman: Seriously.. I'd like to eat Burger King everyday while having a Nancypants sit on me.

The Yearbook: The Knoll is a counterculture...
The People of the Knoll: Sweet.

Kat: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AT THE KNOLL.
Fleeing Spartians: Because you won't come here, so we're safe. Also, we like this place better. We have better friends here.
Sam: I take Kat's side on this.
The Knoll: Sure thing, Tacomeat.

by The Knoll September 2, 2008