Cellphoning 

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

Cellphoning by Death of Marat July 1, 2011

DWC - Driving While Cellphoning 

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

DWC - Driving While Cellphoning by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

cellphonia 

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

cellphonia by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009

Cellphonography 

The hobby of photography using only your cellular phone.

I commented on my friend's cellphonography on their Facebook photo ablum.

Cellphonography by TheLastAquarius February 21, 2011

cellphonia demensia 

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

cellphonia demensia by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

cellphonic 

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

cellphonic by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010

cell phoning 

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

cell phoning by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005